"Luke Has Blood!!!!"

We were getting ready to leave the house to go shopping, when Carson comes running towards me screaming.

Carson: "Mom, Luke's nose is bleeding!" 

Me:  "Oh no Luke, how did this happen?"

Luke - just staring at me with a blank look in his face.

Carson - "Well, Luke told me to punch him in the nose, so I did!"

Me:  "What, why did you do that?"

Carson:  "Well, he told me to, and I didn't know this was going to happen."

Luke - just shaking his head "yes".

Me:  "Luke, did you ask Carson to punch you in the nose?"

Luke:  "Yeah!"

Me:  "Okay Luke, here is a tissue paper.  Just hold it against your nose, okay?"

Luke:  "Okay"

He didn't even cry.  I guess because, after all, it was his idea!